Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced that the U.S. Government should begin efforts to curb record budget shortfalls.
If I could sum up this particular portion of his message it would go something like this...
STOP SPENDING MORE THAN YOU ARE MAKING!
The U.S. Government's unofficial (meaning; I made this up) response was...
Oh, no no no. It is much more complex than the common peon/serf in this country can understand, they will just have to trust us. The only answer is to BORROW A LOT MORE MONEY IN ORDER TO GET OUT OF DEBT, DUH!
Ben Bernanke unofficially responded with the following:
Not to be out done the U.S. Government unofficially responded with:
Upon reviewing the documents and ideas presented, each side unofficially determined that enough progress had been made for the time being and decided to take some time off to unofficially work on pending real estate transactions...
Very funny. That was my laugh for today! By the way, surf is at the ocean - serf is a person. I love you kiddo!
ReplyDeleteOh, and you spell genius like this - genius! LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for the corrections to my spelling! I have made the appropriate edits.
ReplyDeleteI am glad the post got you laughing!